CHRIS REVIEWS: Girl Scout Cereals
I'm going to start reviewing stuff. Disclaimer: I offer no explanations and do not guarantee results or accuracy. I am an expert in nothing, except, perhaps milkshakes and additional ways to use RAIN-X. Let's move on. Today's review is GIRL SCOUT COOKIE CEREAL. I know what you're thinking, "Who, in the world, NEEDS Girl Scout cookies for breakfast?" That is a fair question. "Especially in cereal form, when you could just eat Girl Scout: the cookie, like our ancestors did?" Today, we will attempt to answer these questions. There are two types of cereal I've come across: Thin Mint and the Caramel/Coconut one that isn't called a Samoa Cereal, which is upsetting to both The Ancient Ones and six year old children who can't read well and don't know what caramel means. Points lost there. Let's begin with the Not Samoa Cereal. Scientists worked tirelessly to create this Frankenstein's monster, built with the mind o