The Digital Domino

It’s true. I have red hair. This has proved unfortunate. The sun and I don’t see eye to ‘x-class coronal mass ejection.’ The sun is more of a flame thrower stuck on the ‘red haired’ setting for me. I told you that so I could tell you this: BREAD. I brought it. But this is special holiday bread. You’ve guessed it. It’s gingerbread flavored bread, or gingerbread bread, which I guess means it’s really just gingerbread in the traditional sense, before gingerbread became a flavor and was just ginger* flavored bread. Or something. So yes, the rumors are true. I am the  ginger bread man . Anyway, enjoy this delicious holiday treat – best served hot with a cup of coffee or hot chocolate, but really quite delicious served cool. * DISCLAIMER: ChrisCo Baking Delivery, LLC makes no claim as to the authenticity of this ginger. It may very well be simply ‘ginger-flavored bread and not true gingerbread.’

Time to get fresh wit' it. It's been a year since the last donut day, and I imagine for many the memory of the event has faded to a dim memory. I'm here to bring those memories flooding back like a donut to the face shot from a tank full of monkeys while on fire, except more exciting and with sugar. FRIDAY DONUT DAY! Now it's a once-a-year NATIONAL HOLIDAY TRADITION! Honor this day! This is a time to remember donut days past - peer through the donut hole back in time and remember the donuts.  Sure, there were a lot of them, but I bet you don't really remember them - instead you remember the friend who dropped one in the server room that accidentally caused the Isilon server to lose 20% of its storage space, or the one the one you had outside while smoking with your friends that accidentally caught on fire, or the one you and your friends shot with a gun and totally scored a bullseye with, if only there had been some dough up in that nut!  But there wasn't! ...