NATIONAL DONUT DAY 2015

Well, years have passed since we were last all together for Digital Domain Donut Day - but I'd like to think that on days like today, we all sit back and remember the powdered puffs our pixelated pals provided.

Obviously Digital Domain is gone - soon to be replaced by a church. This gave me an idea. Why not make Donut Day not just a national holiday, but a spiritual one?  We celebrate a multitude of spiritual holidays - ALL IN DECEMBER! Why not have one mid-year?

On All-Donut's Eve, you could prepare the unleavened treats and reflect. That bit in the middle that's missing is symbolic of the small piece of all of us we seek our entire lives. That little thing that we lack.  The missing pastry is people, of course - your friends and family you love, but you've forgotten about since the previous serious of pastry packed holidays*!

So what does that mean? Well, firstly, every other holiday has a meal - Christmas, Thanksgiving, and Seder all of dinners. Easter often has a brunch - but there is no BREAKFAST HOLIDAY.

This is shameful, America. Pastries are your Passion. From Chocolate Pies to Cream Puffs, foodstuffs are what make the world round. And happy!

The only thing the holiday needs is a mascot. A glorious, glorious mascot that can be made into donut shaped delights - a dough-iety.  And nothing would work better than a doughnasaur!

T-Rex Twists! Raptor Claws! Jurassic Jam! Powdered Plesiosaur**!


So you'd wake up early, and you'd find a delicious donut, buried in the croissant-and-cookie-crust, and you'd unearth the Edmontosaurus*** Eclair and the Jurassic Jelly!

All of this would be served with Hot Coffee, Hot Chocolate, and milk - and all foods, served on that day, would be torus shaped!

Now we need cards, donut-shaped gift boxes (large enough to hold both Mezozoic Munchkins and the greatest of all donuts, the giant BrontoTorus.)

Where is it internet?  Digital Domain: Make some magic again!



*Yeaster Sunday?
**Spelling methods may vary.
***Evidence suggests it's real, I still think it's made up.

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