Do, or Dough Not - There is no Try


Friday, March 2nd, 2012

Better Kung-Fu comes from Donuts. I recently watched the first 20 minutes of 'Kung Fu Panda 2*' and discovered that the secret to really rockin' Kung-Fu** is inner peace.  Thus, a donut, with its absent center represents a world without inner turmoil.  Moreover, the filled donuts are filled with delicious, lovely cream fillings.  Each donut has a filling best suited for it.  Delicious powdered donuts are filled with Boston Cream, delicious chocolate mooses, vanilla mooses, and other peaceful woodland creature-themed fillings as well.  The iced donuts have strawberry jelly's.  In fact, I'm pretty sure donuts made in the highest peaks of Tibet are made when young monks perform a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick into the air***.  The resulting shockwave blasts a perfectly round hole directly into the dough****.  That is the power of Kung Fu. Eating a donut should bring you inner peace.

Now on to something completely different: Welcome to March!  Twenty-four hours of St. Patrick appreciation are approaching, which means green things.  As such, there are Shamrock and Emerald Isle donuts.  You should be able to find them based on their Green-based colors - also because as delicious as they are, you'll be lucky to find one!
Enjoy!

*Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting!
**Those cats were fast as lightning!
***In fact, it was a little bit frightening!
****It called for expert timing!

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