Friday Muffin Drop

Friday, May 20th, 2012

Greetings!

      Welcome to another glorious Friday Morning here in [location redacted]!  As many of you may have noticed (many, many of you), there was a geographical error in my previous email which didn’t pan out very well. It has since been handled. 

Now, in best culinary tradition: On to the main course:

This week, we’re going to be heading deep into the heart of production, increased hours, and coffee binges, and with this new effort, our mortal frames will require sustenance!  As such, it is only fitting that this week’s feast be known as, ‘Crunch Time.’

We have:

Crunchy Apples

Granola Bars (Crunchy Variety)

Loose Granola

Yogurt

Whipped Cream (to put crunchy things on!)

Rasberries

Strawberries

Blackberries

Bagels

Cinnamon Crunch Muffins

Banana Nut Muffins

And other goodies as well!

I’d also like to express my appreciation to everyone for your thank you emails, post-it notes, and sky writing*.  I compile all of these thank-you’s each week and send them to management, who will continue to express their appreciation in the form of breakfast stuffs.   It’s a perfect circle.

One additional note: I know many of you, like myself, are addicted to the 9 AM caffeine and sugar rush.  I myself recently discovered it is very difficult to produce excellent, quality stereoscopic 3D material through one blood-shot eye.  Regardless, please be respectful of your peers, coworkers, colleagues, and honored guests!  Make sure to take only what you need and to help keep the kitchen clean!

That said, please continue to break bread with us and enjoy these wonderful treats, both the wholesome fruits and the processed, sugary, baked delights.  Like our ancestors did.

*I can neither confirm nor deny that this is, undoubtedly, scheduled for a future date.