Spanish for Donut
I'm BACK! After several weeks of long, long hours at a fun, but unfortunately short term position, I have returned to my roots! Unfortunately, I can't tell you where I was working, not because of the project I was working on - because the position I had (special kind of Production Assistant based around intellectual property security).
I CAN tell you that it was in Miami. And I learned some things there. Something important and breakfast related. Churros. Those are delicious. It's like a single donut stick - a Mexican donut-saber. It's an oddly long and amazingly delicious treat.
Churros are served hot - the outside is awesomely crispy, covered in a stardust-type sprinkle of cinnamon and sugar, and the inside is a melty, doughy blend of amazing deliciousness.
You should go get one of these right now, for two reasons. Firstly, because based on their addictive nature, I have to at least guess that somewhere in that cinnamon sugar mix is crystal meth or some other equally addictive drug, like chocolate, which is also sometimes present. The second reason? You can get them at Sam's Club. WHICH IS WHERE YOU SHOULD BE RIGHT NOW. Also for two reasons.
1.) Churros.
2.) There is a gigantic storm outside, which will continually get worse ALL DAY LONG. Which means, of course, that you will probably want water and batteries and a bunsen burner so you can cook a can of brown sugar baked beans from the thirty seven pack you just bought to eat during the two hour and seven minute power downtime we're likely to experience.
Feel free to dunk your churros - (I assume you bought as many as you could, because the power to that machine will probably be out later for a bit, and probably again from the hours of 8 PM to 7 AM regardless) into the baked beans, your slightly melty ice cream, or whatever survivalist stuff you've got!
In the meantime, find a window you can sit a safe distance from and watch the neighbors patio furniture blow around!
-Chris Scott
Job Opportunity Exploration Specialist
I CAN tell you that it was in Miami. And I learned some things there. Something important and breakfast related. Churros. Those are delicious. It's like a single donut stick - a Mexican donut-saber. It's an oddly long and amazingly delicious treat.
Churros are served hot - the outside is awesomely crispy, covered in a stardust-type sprinkle of cinnamon and sugar, and the inside is a melty, doughy blend of amazing deliciousness.
You should go get one of these right now, for two reasons. Firstly, because based on their addictive nature, I have to at least guess that somewhere in that cinnamon sugar mix is crystal meth or some other equally addictive drug, like chocolate, which is also sometimes present. The second reason? You can get them at Sam's Club. WHICH IS WHERE YOU SHOULD BE RIGHT NOW. Also for two reasons.
1.) Churros.
2.) There is a gigantic storm outside, which will continually get worse ALL DAY LONG. Which means, of course, that you will probably want water and batteries and a bunsen burner so you can cook a can of brown sugar baked beans from the thirty seven pack you just bought to eat during the two hour and seven minute power downtime we're likely to experience.
Feel free to dunk your churros - (I assume you bought as many as you could, because the power to that machine will probably be out later for a bit, and probably again from the hours of 8 PM to 7 AM regardless) into the baked beans, your slightly melty ice cream, or whatever survivalist stuff you've got!
In the meantime, find a window you can sit a safe distance from and watch the neighbors patio furniture blow around!
-Chris Scott
Job Opportunity Exploration Specialist
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